December 2011
32 posts
“The collection of PDF format documents was roughly the length Leo Tolstoy’s War...”
– Twenty-Something Asks Facebook For His File and Gets It. They have a record of everything you’ve done on the site. Every message. Every poke. Everything you’ve ever liked. Every time you’ve logged in. Every interaction. Everything. (via nedhepburn)
benkling:
I don’t know if you’ve ever listened...
“We have to abandon the arrogant belief that the world is merely a puzzle to be...”
– Vaclav Havel’s Critique of the West (via theatlantic)
whitney: STOP. GO TO SLEEP. YOU ARE TOO MUCH
Will: lol im not actually that drunk
whitney: yeah rite.
whitney: anyway
whitney: KILLMARRYSCREW
whitney: dan Auerbach, james murphy, patrick carney.
whitney: go.
Will: what??!!? kill dan auerbach???
will: ok fine i'l lgo
will: KILL justin biebs
will: MARRY feminist ryan gosling
will: SCREW
will: um
will: i dont know
will: OH
will: SCREW real life ryan gosling
whitney: nooo that's not how you play
Will: why do you want to kill dan??
whitney: i give you three options, and then you have to choose which to kill, marry and screw
whitney: so i was asking you, when given the choice of dan auerback, patrick carney, and james murphy who would YOU kill, who would you marry and who would you screw
whitney: silly.
whitney: you don't just get to pick people to do each with. everyone would choose people like jbeibs to kill all the time.
Will: OH hahahahahahah
will: whomp sorry
will: kill, james murphy
will: for breaking my heart
whitney: wow. hell hath no fury...
Will: wait, i need to know what kind of ryan gosling we're talking about
will: feminist ryan gosling
whitney: stop. finish this set first.
Will: or real-life ryan gosling
whitney: you are so confused
Will: you didnt specify
whitney: I NEVER SAID RYAN GOSLING. you still have to finish the dan/patrick/james set
Will: hahahahahahaha oh fuck. you can see where my mind is at right now
whitney: you are too drunk for kill marry screw.
Will: i just want to fuck ryan gosling
“You’ve got to be prepared for the names they are going to call you compared to...”
– Courtney Love (via extra-tentacles)
“From Al Jolson to George Gershwin, after all, much of American music has been...”
– The New York Times, in an article about the incredible pop-culture influence of Def Jam
